Remember, as a kid, racing across the street to tell your friend a juicy secret?

You: “Did you hear Bobby Van Pelt tripped in a gopher hole at Bamboo Forest and shot himself in the eye with a pellet gun?”

Friend: “Man, that happened yesterday…where have you been?”

That’s sort of the way Rankman feels about the Washington Huskies.  The rest of this article is available to subscribers only – to become a subscriber click here.